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The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
adocd by honneamise July 21, 2020
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A bookey moving character/piece of the technology.
BRUV YOUR AN ADONDIS
Adondis by SlangCreator January 1, 2018
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adocd • AOCD • ADCD • ADOSD • adccd • ADHOCD • Adoadaophobia • adoche • Adoctorford • Adocus
Stands for Automotive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Symptoms of AOCD include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Parking a minimum of 10 parking spaces from all other cars in a parking lot to avoid door dings or parking lot accidents (also characterized by parking in far corner spots).

2. Washing your car more than once a week

3. Tapping your feet together before placing them inside your vehicle.

4. Keeping automotive cleaners, waxes, and polishes inside your car at all time.

5. Never using your windshield washer fluid because you always keep your windshield clean.

6. Owning more microfiber auto cloths than any other towels in your house.

7. Keeping car parts in your own bedroom to keep them safe and clean.

8. Your car gets dirtier when it's rained on.
The other day my friend wanted to hang out, but I said I couldn't because I was busy detailing my car...I spent 7 hours on it. 10am to 5pm. I washed it, dried it, clay barred it, polished it, and waxed it, and cleaned the entire interior and glass...and then when I got done, a bird crapped on it, and I washed it again... I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from AOCD.
AOCD by RideLightning225 December 17, 2009
Attention Deficit Hyperactive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ADHOCD) is a disorder in which you obsess over everything but don’t have the attention span to obsess about one thing at a time causing over-multi-tasking (OMT) which usually results in an insomnia driven killing spree (IDKS).
Bobby was cleaning his room when his brother Jimmy came in and started touching all his stuff which sent Bobby’s ADHOCD into overdrive. Now Bobby's parents have to burry Jimmy, their dog Buddy, buy the neighbor' a new cat and pay them $10,000,000 in damages. Not to mention the $75,000 a year for Bobby’s 24 hour a day supervision, psychiatric help, and medical care.

It's all your fault Jimmy!
ADHOCD by Bobby J. April 24, 2008

adondebakliva 

a name describing a person that wins at life. everything he/she does is successful, and everybody adores him/her. he has a mysterious sense of being, which makes him/her more attractive.
yeah, i think his name is adondebakliva.
adondebakliva by flower buttkiss. January 19, 2011

adoodledoo 

adoodledoo

suffix
1. Added to words or unspaced sentences to emphasize
supadoodledoo
howareyouadoodledoo
adoodledoo by and-peggy22 February 22, 2017

Adoctorford 

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.
Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.
Adoctorford by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018
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countrypolitan 

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