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Attention Deficit Hyperactive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ADHOCD) is a disorder in which you obsess over everything but don’t have the attention span to obsess about one thing at a time causing over-multi-tasking (OMT) which usually results in an insomnia driven killing spree (IDKS).
Bobby was cleaning his room when his brother Jimmy came in and started touching all his stuff which sent Bobby’s ADHOCD into overdrive. Now Bobby's parents have to burry Jimmy, their dog Buddy, buy the neighbor' a new cat and pay them $10,000,000 in damages. Not to mention the $75,000 a year for Bobby’s 24 hour a day supervision, psychiatric help, and medical care.

It's all your fault Jimmy!
ADHOCD by Bobby J. April 24, 2008
Words you can keep

adhoc brother 

A person formed as brother by a woman or girl without having any close relatioship with that person, just for some specific meany purpose.
Adhoc brothers are just fool shit fellow
adhoc brother by adimeadozen January 8, 2012

adhocracy 

An organization with little structure run by creating a series of temporary cross-functional teams to do specific tasks. Depending upon execution, the result is either efficient problem-solving or utter chaos.
By spliting up our department the boss has created an adhocracy.
adhocracy by jeff jost August 8, 2006

Adhoc Shrinking 

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels
bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded
Adhoc Shrinking by Truffula August 9, 2023
All-Day Hold'em Obsessive Challenge
Starting tomorrow, at 3:30pm, I will begin my ADHOC.
ADHOC by glopo July 26, 2006
adverb. Occuring on a periodic basis. That which occurs at no predefined interval.
He performed that process adhocly.
Adhocly by Kader April 9, 2012

Adhocumentum 

The adhoc way that Documentum behaves, with functionality working one day but not the next, with no apparent reason why this happens.
I can't get any work done today. Adhocumentum is like a steering wheel in my pants - it's driving me nuts.
Adhocumentum by Ditsy April 21, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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