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Attitude Adjuster 

A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.

It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Man, we went on Contiki tour, ended up with attitude adjuster...I don't even know her name!
Attitude Adjuster by jmachoff July 3, 2008
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attitude adjuster 

A gun. Plain and simple. It can be any kind of gun that shoots lethal projectiles.
That nigga was out of line and then i pulled out that attitude adjuster. Then that nigga was standing at attention.

shower adjuster 

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.
shower adjuster by capryl May 18, 2013

Attitude Adjuster 

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.
"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
Attitude Adjuster by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009

attitude adjuster 

A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
attitude adjuster by speedstan February 23, 2010

Adjuster fucked 

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
Adjuster fucked by Casper70 April 7, 2020

The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".
The Day Adjuster by JRLL October 4, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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