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adjewdicate 

To perform legal arbitration in accordance with traditional Hebrew teachings/beliefs.
In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.
adjewdicate by QuacksO February 1, 2020
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ajewdicate 

ajewdicate; a-jew-di-cate: Is when you've been through the court system and have been screwed. Stiffed. Shafted. Royally fucked!

NOT to be confused with: adjudicated; ad·ju·di·cated. That's when you've went into hock for a good lawyer (and that in itself is a misnomer) and gotten out with almost all that you went into court with. In other words - 'ya broke even (nearly) and you aren't underwater anymore.
Overheard at lunch: ''Yeah, my brother Flem had to go to court yesterday.. man, that dude sure got taken for a ride by his ex!! He truly was AJEWDICATED, not adjudicated. Shit, he owes me $ 3 grand alone! Plus - he lost his ride - had to sell it for a loss. And - he lost his lease too, now he's livin' in my basement until he can save up for his own apartment, poor fuck."

- The chick he was with couldn't stop laughin'.. and she told the guy
" Ah - well, I went to court about 6 months ago, and I was adjudicated too. But I got $15,000 bucks from MY ex, lol". That's how I got my new car.
ajewdicate by Century25 May 14, 2014

adjudicate 

To come to a final decision regarding a case or topic.
If you play the same move thrice in a row in chess, the game is adjudicated as a draw.
adjudicate by Ziad A. October 20, 2017

adjudicated father

Alleged father
He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer
adjudicated father by 459395 April 15, 2023
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