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adjewdicate 

To perform legal arbitration in accordance with traditional Hebrew teachings/beliefs.
In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.
adjewdicate by QuacksO February 1, 2020
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ajewdicate 

ajewdicate; a-jew-di-cate: Is when you've been through the court system and have been screwed. Stiffed. Shafted. Royally fucked!

NOT to be confused with: adjudicated; ad·ju·di·cated. That's when you've went into hock for a good lawyer (and that in itself is a misnomer) and gotten out with almost all that you went into court with. In other words - 'ya broke even (nearly) and you aren't underwater anymore.
Overheard at lunch: ''Yeah, my brother Flem had to go to court yesterday.. man, that dude sure got taken for a ride by his ex!! He truly was AJEWDICATED, not adjudicated. Shit, he owes me $ 3 grand alone! Plus - he lost his ride - had to sell it for a loss. And - he lost his lease too, now he's livin' in my basement until he can save up for his own apartment, poor fuck."

- The chick he was with couldn't stop laughin'.. and she told the guy
" Ah - well, I went to court about 6 months ago, and I was adjudicated too. But I got $15,000 bucks from MY ex, lol". That's how I got my new car.
ajewdicate by Century25 May 14, 2014

adjudicate 

To come to a final decision regarding a case or topic.
If you play the same move thrice in a row in chess, the game is adjudicated as a draw.
adjudicate by Ziad A. October 20, 2017

adjudicated father

Alleged father
He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer
adjudicated father by 459395 April 15, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026