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Aroraklypse 

To be a completely stupid person.
"Hey, do you watch CNN?"
"Yeah!"
"Wow, you must be Aroraklypse!"
Aroraklypse by Undeniablertruths December 24, 2020

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

aroraklypse 

The singular form of aroraklypses, the redundant flapping speech organs of fool who has opinions about subjects they haven’t intently looked into or had experiences with.
“I can see that your top aroraklypse is meeting with your lower aroraklypse but nothing of any sense is coming out”

“Don’t overt exert that bottom aroraklypse, maybe take a break and read a book for the first time in your life.”

“Shut your useless aroraklypses, you’re an eight year old whose never driven and doesn’t have a job, so you don’t tell me what car I should have bought for ME to drive.”

“‘You’ve got something brown smudged on your top aroraklypse. You might want to wipe that off.”

“I see you have had some work on your aroraklypses, you chose to do that but listening to an intelligent podcast would hurt too much?”
aroraklypse by WellReadRedHead December 24, 2020

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Aroraklypse 

Besides the literal meaning, it is used to describe extremely stupid people who write false and "soyboy" Urban Definitions, or can be used to describe equally stupid people.
Person 1 - "That guy is Aroraklypse, his ignorance and lack of intelligence is unimaginable"

Person 2 - "Yeah, it's just like that one idiot who wrote the false bible 'definition' on Urban Dictionary after crying himself to sleep"
Aroraklypse by Treczchil January 3, 2021