Skip to main content

acrockalypse

adjective. Describing the false belief that the end of the world as we know it will occur shortly.
Man, that is the acrockalypse.
by OceanMoon11 April 28, 2011
mugGet the acrockalypse mug.

Ablockalypse

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.
Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".
by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014
mugGet the Ablockalypse mug.

acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.
I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.
by schweeby May 19, 2014
mugGet the acockalypse mug.

Aflockalypse

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.
Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?
by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011
mugGet the Aflockalypse mug.

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.
My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.
by marmoo November 11, 2014
mugGet the acockalypse mug.

Aflockalypse

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).
Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!
by Thuperduper January 8, 2011
mugGet the Aflockalypse mug.

Achocalypse

Jonathan Ross warns the nation the Achocalypse is coming soon when the world will lack of chocolate!
why is there so little chocolate being made?
THE ACHOCALYPSE IS COMING!
by Mikeyboy909 September 26, 2009
mugGet the Achocalypse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email