acrockalypse 

adjective. Describing the false belief that the end of the world as we know it will occur shortly.

Man, that is the acrockalypse.

acrockalypse by OceanMoon11 April 28, 2011

Ablockalypse 

To mass delete, erase or block a large number of people or groups from Facebook, Myspace or any other social media outlet.

Today I will remove any and all unwanted, undesirable persons from my social media life, let's see who survives the "ablockalypse".

Ablockalypse by Futureghst-MJC June 13, 2014

acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014

Aflockalypse 

Name for occurrences of sudden mass animal deaths provoking comparisons to a cataclysmic event such as the 'Apocalypse'.

Incidents starting on Dec 31 2010 with thousands of red-winged blackbirds dropping from the skies over Beebe, Arkansas, USA received widespread attention from the public and media. Dead birds, dead fish, crabs and other mass animal deaths, not uncommon, but not usually widely reported, became a source of alarm in the public eye, mainly due to the usually unexplained reason for the deaths.

Term coined by Washington Post writer Melissa Bell in an article covering the deaths being reported across the United States and Europe in early January 2011.

Dead birds, dead fish, dead crabs turn up all over the world: Signs of the Aflockalypse?

Aflockalypse by ChrisArchitect January 7, 2011

acockalypse 

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

acockalypse by marmoo November 11, 2014

Aflockalypse 

The term accounting for mass animal deaths (particularly birds, but also including crabs and fish).

Did you hear they found more dead birds in Sweden?" "Yeah man, its like the Aflockalypse!

Aflockalypse by Thuperduper January 8, 2011

Achocalypse 

Jonathan Ross warns the nation the Achocalypse is coming soon when the world will lack of chocolate!

why is there so little chocolate being made?
THE ACHOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Achocalypse by Mikeyboy909 September 26, 2009