Ackhmed is a very noice guy he’s very very intelligent and so wholesome he’s also kind hearted BUT CANT REPLY TO TIKTOKS FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN COULD. Also he’s so so cute and attractive inside and out he’s a good guy!! Once you get to know him you won’t forget about him. (You’ll be delulu).
by -spicywingz :) June 23, 2023
Get the ackhmed mug.A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.
Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008
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by Nss191489 June 14, 2008
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by Sean Achmed B. March 4, 2009
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Get the Achmed! mug.Derived from the name Ahmed/Ahmad, this spelling originated because people of English tongue could not pronounce the heavy Ha' letter that occurs in the Arabic alphabet but not in the English. Instead, in an attempt to pronounce the letter, it is common that English speakers come up with a Ka' sound and therefore creating the spelling Akhmed. This spelling is generally known to be associated with a terrorist or a very cultured Arab.
Jeff Dunham's comedy hit, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist, features a deceased, short-tempered Arab puppet.
by The Akhmed January 9, 2010
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