Achmed
A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.
Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.
He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.
Achmed by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008
Related Words
achmede • achmed • Achmed the dead terrorist • ahmede • AchmedMooMoo • Achmed's Razor • Ahmedegy • ahmeden • Got Ahmeded • Ahmed Eissa
ahmeden
One of a kind, indestructible, caring, loving. This individual has two souls intertwined into one. The peferct pair.
Guy1: Hey, did you ever notice how in sync Ahmeden is with everything?
Girl1: Duh... lets speak the truth here, Ahmeden is honestly the coolest person you and I have ever met.
Chyeaaaaaaaaaaa!
Girl1: Duh... lets speak the truth here, Ahmeden is honestly the coolest person you and I have ever met.
Chyeaaaaaaaaaaa!
ahmeden by Ahmeden Jr. January 20, 2009
Achmed
No one remembers Achmed
Who the fuck is Achmed
Achmed by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019
Achmed the dead terrorist
funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east
Achmed the dead terrorist by Nss191489 June 14, 2008
Achmed!
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