ach0w

One with supernatural powers; rules over all things; Godlike

We all praise ach0w

by Alex January 20, 2003

achewood

An online comic written and illustrated by Chris Onstad. It features an underground sub-city filled with intelligent stuffed animals, cats, and the occasional human.

Did you see the Achewood strip today? It was very arousing.

by WeiOut December 12, 2005

achewater

A banned halucinogenic beverage made from oil extracted from achewood or wormwood and originates in the southern areas of the United States. Drinking achewater causes euphoria, but is often followed by persistent, long lasting depression or melancholy. Achewood oil is considered a powerful depressant and is capable of causing permanent brain damage.

According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."

After several bottles of achewater, Jim was feeling just a tad bit more than mildly euphoric and proceeded to pantomime sex acts with a nearby light fixture. The next day, he shot himself in the mouth.

by Chris Onstad May 15, 2004

arch0wl

To finger your anus.

I need to arch0wl myself before playing Stepmania, for it improves my hand speed greatly.

by Les Nouveaux July 23, 2008

achewood

Possibly the coolest comic strip in Ohio. It's actually about stuffed animals and cats. And sometimes tequila.

Today I read Achewood and nearly spit milk out my nose!

by Steve! February 12, 2003

achuwuu

1. Used to describe anything you can't think of a word for; indescribable or amazing

2. Dang

1. Did you hear him sing? His voice is so achuwuu

2. Achuwuu! I'm gonna be late!

by J.Leigh September 7, 2007

achewood

A longterm sideeffect of drinking 'achewater'

Sammy got achewood, hims elavadir don't go all the way up...

by a-quid February 12, 2003