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achewood 

An online comic written and illustrated by Chris Onstad. It features an underground sub-city filled with intelligent stuffed animals, cats, and the occasional human.
Did you see the Achewood strip today? It was very arousing.
achewood by WeiOut December 12, 2005
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A banned halucinogenic beverage made from oil extracted from achewood or wormwood and originates in the southern areas of the United States. Drinking achewater causes euphoria, but is often followed by persistent, long lasting depression or melancholy. Achewood oil is considered a powerful depressant and is capable of causing permanent brain damage.

According to Chris Onstad, creator of the online comic strip "Achewood" (www.achewood.com), achewater has allegedly inspired a fair number of Southern folk tales and songs, including "Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird" and "I'm Following a Little Round Lord."
After several bottles of achewater, Jim was feeling just a tad bit more than mildly euphoric and proceeded to pantomime sex acts with a nearby light fixture. The next day, he shot himself in the mouth.
achewater by Chris Onstad May 15, 2004

achewood 

Possibly the coolest comic strip in Ohio. It's actually about stuffed animals and cats. And sometimes tequila.
Today I read Achewood and nearly spit milk out my nose!
achewood by Steve! February 12, 2003

under over acheiver 

its that One person u know who does dick all but has fucking amazing things happen to him/her consistently.
Calvin is a under over acheiver and always high but for sum reason is a pussy magenet with a 70 sum average
under over acheiver by BluntTrama January 11, 2010

Acheivement Whore 

An acheivment whore is a video gaming term that describes xbox 360 gamers that only play for gamerscore awarding objectives known as acheivments.

An acheivement whore is an
Insensitive videogamer who will stay up all night just trying to beat a video game without firing a single round, or getting 100,000 kills in one life just to get some gamerscore.
MEDiCSiN: dude I just got an acheivement worth 30 gamerscore!

Me: you're such an acheivement whore
Acheivement Whore by Stoops05 January 8, 2009

Acheivement Whore 

1)An XBOX 360 owner who feels the need to get every acheivment possible on every game he/she has ever played.
2)Someone who buys a game, gets all of the acheivments, then returns it for another one.
3)Someone who will actually decline sex because they are trying to get an online acheivement. SEE: geek
4)SEE ALSO: cheevies
"No, I can't come to mom's funeral, I'm a total acheivement whore."
Acheivement Whore by Daniel Maher February 3, 2008