Jack - Surfing for porn can be such a drag
sometimes. I like to view multiple pics while
getting off, but I'm right handed.
Steve - You need to work on your ambiclicktrous skills my friend.
OR
Jeff - Wow MAry, I didn't know you were ambiclicktrous?
Mary - WTF Jeff? You've never seen my cooch!
Jeff - No, no... Not
ambiclitoris, ambiclicktrous. I didn't know you could work a mouse with either hand.