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ambiclicktrous

The ability to work a mouse with either hand. Commonly heard or said as ambiCLITORIS. Prevelant in right-handed males surfing the internet for porn.
Jack - Surfing for porn can be such a drag sometimes. I like to view multiple pics while getting off, but I'm right handed.

Steve - You need to work on your ambiclicktrous skills my friend.


OR

Jeff - Wow MAry, I didn't know you were ambiclicktrous?

Mary - WTF Jeff? You've never seen my cooch!

Jeff - No, no... Not ambiclitoris, ambiclicktrous. I didn't know you could work a mouse with either hand.
ambiclicktrous by JW in FL November 4, 2008
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ambiclicktrous

The ability to use a computer mouse with either hand.
It doesn't matter to me which side of the computer the mouse is on, I am ambiclicktrous
ambiclicktrous by John W in FL October 3, 2008

ambiflickstrous 

The ability to stimulate your female partner with either hand
My husband is so talented he can get me off with either hand. Im so lucky hes ambiflickstrous
ambiflickstrous by Hugh Muskie December 23, 2018

Ambidicktrous 

The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.
I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.
Ambidicktrous by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

Ambidicktrous 

Being able to masturbate using either hand.
John: I Was watching some hot porn last night
Simon: But i thought you fractured your wrist?
John: I did, but I'm ambidicktrous
Ambidicktrous by Say-Watt? November 9, 2012

Ambidicktrous 

Able to use your dick with both hands.
With a huge smile, Jon gleefully danced as he held himself ambidicktrously.
Ambidicktrous by Tbar January 25, 2014

ambidicktrous 

The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands.
Amie's ambidicktrous ability was toe curling! She sucked you off in one hand and me in the other. Fucking amazing!
ambidicktrous by Super Hormoan December 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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