Granddad:
look at that woman looking at me. Why she look so ugly?
Grandson: Because that "she" is really a he Granddad; that's an aruvani!
Granddad: What you mean like those hermaphrodites?
Grandson: No! I mean like those men who get a "sex change"
operation and think
all the sudden they're really women.
Granddad: Oh! Well time to get the hell up out of here!