Granddad: look at that woman looking at me. Why she look so ugly?
Grandson: Because that "she" is really a he Granddad; that's an aruvani!
Granddad: What you mean
like those hermaphrodites?
Grandson: No! I mean
like those men who get a "sex
change" operation and think all the sudden they're really women.
Granddad: Oh! Well time to get the hell up out of here!