absolut zero

1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut

1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?

absolut zero by sumone scary March 6, 2010

absolute zero 

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

absolute zero by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009

Monster Energy Absolute Zero 

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.

I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!

Monster Energy Absolute Zero by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

Absolute zero 

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1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

Absolute zero by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

Absolute Zero 

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.

My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.

Absolute Zero by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012

Absolute Zero 

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."

Absolute Zero by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest 

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010