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Absodontly 

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.
I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.
Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015
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absidy • absid • Absidee • ABSIDICULE • Absidion • absinthe • Abid • abhidnya • Abida • ABSI

DBZ Abridged 

The most hilarious show, ever. They parody DBZ, along with everything else imaginable. Made by Team Four Star, they have, hands down, made pure, solid gold here.
Quotes from DBZ Abridged:
UNCLE RADITZ IS PISSED! *bitchslaps Gohan*

No, my space pod! My space armor!
Response: We get it, you're from space!

Look Vegeta! It's a poke'mon!

Vegeta Junior NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DBZ Abridged by A'kuro Adenn'yciia August 13, 2010

absodefinitely 

its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarrass himself using the word "promise", or even worse "pinky swear"
Ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?

Hunky Male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.
absodefinitely by kovstar January 5, 2008

yugioh abridged

A clever and funny video created by littlekuriboh. it is superspecialawesome!
Yugioh abridged clip:
Yugi: Give me back my milenium puzzle you big dickweed! Waaaaaaaaaa!

Joey and Triston(sining) We're tormenting you!
yugioh abridged by Toorrrmeeennnt! February 22, 2008
It is a name given to children that are born when thier father isn't around. This name is used in the yoruba parts of Nigeria. It is a unisex name. Kids with this name are very special to their mothers and sometimes considered fragile.
Her father travelled when she was born, everyone knew she would be named Abidemi.
abidemi by bbee July 18, 2015

Abridger 

An Abridger is a term used on youtube to describe a user that makes shortened versions of Anime shows, dubbing over the original voices and editting it specifically for humourous effect. The humour usually contains referances to pop culture and satarises the show and even the people who watch it.
GanXingba iz liek my fave Abridger EVERZ!!!!!
Abridger by Cyclopian June 26, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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