The ABSI had one goal and that was to create a organization that fights girls that ruin the lives of boys.
by A in ABSI January 02, 2008

Absis is awesome, but Absis also smells. sometimes he smells like flowers and sometimes he smells like eggs. but besides his smell he is a good funny loving friend.
by apersonhi April 01, 2021

The hottest man on the planet and so sexy he always smells amazing and is so tall, he's never awkward in conversations and is so beautiful
by bomboclat man October 26, 2022

The most great, good-looking, handsome, muscular man. He looks so good that people will die if they see him. He is the best at everything. He did your mom last night as well.
by boblito March 06, 2022

Absolutely happy happy happy person fantastic fantastic fantastic man on involve Graham and tiktok. He's such a nice person and has a daughter called Polly and FM gold car
by Margaretcumberdale August 05, 2021

Absi is smart, intelligent, good looking. Absi gets all the bitches. He is also very good at gardening.
by boblito June 16, 2022

Absis shut up
by Yellowcargreencarredcar May 31, 2024
