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amazing fast deadly but cute alpha king god in fortnite rocket league and everything else so watch out when playing rocket league because your going to get clapped suiii sewy and is cracked at soccer my guy. hates naplan and tests and homework so he yeets his homework on the speggeti bowl and amazing at hacking his grade :D. also he's stronger then Dwayne the rock Johnson hehe :) and throws a javelin 10 million miles away from were he stands so watch out. and extremely tall and weighs 60 kg's so watch out he will catch up to you as well faster then a jet that flys in supersonic speed and jumps as far as the incredible hulk and shoots webs like spiderman and can fly and is very atrractive and hits people that try to act tough
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abrahem by get good March 19, 2023
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Abraham Xillahwehus 

Abraham Xillahwehus, or Popat Abraham Xillahwehus (Piss BUH), is a slang used by Indian right-wing atheists against Abrahamists. They pict Abraham as a cerberus, whose three heads mean the three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He holds a red flag besides him with Abrahamic symbols placed in a manner that look like Hammer, Sickle and Star, which picts Abarahamist association with Indian Communists. It is a very informal word and is used by almost every right-wing atheist in India.
Nastik: Oye Abraham Xillahwehus ki aulad kidhar jaa raha hai?

Librahami: Main toh gand maranne jaa raha hu unke paas.
Abraham Xillahwehus by Abungana October 28, 2022

Abraham Lincoln Jerk 

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.
"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."
Abraham Lincoln Jerk by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

Farrah Abraham 

Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.
Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.

Person II: Oh no, what now?

Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…

Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.
Farrah Abraham by pigeonVSstatue September 22, 2015
He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.
handsome
Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!
Abraham by RoseBudd November 27, 2013

Abraham's Trifecta 

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
Abraham's Trifecta by elliot77 December 4, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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