abminster

another term for abbey or minster. From ab(bey) + minster.

Being sick of worldly affairs, he joined an abminster to lead a religious life.

abminster by uttam maharjan December 13, 2010

Absinterklaas 

Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.

In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.

“
This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking
”

Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.

Absinterklaas by Absintpiet December 7, 2019

adminsturbation 

Administrative procedures, policies, paperwork and other excessive workplace structuring that needlessly interfere with people's ability to do their jobs and exist only to serve the administrators rather than the company itself.

"We could have this software rolled out reliably in a couple of weeks but, once we get through all the adminsturbation, it'll probably take about 8 or 10 months."

adminsturbation by Crusty Burgerhead December 9, 2008

Axminster Warrior 

Term for lesbian following leading on from rug muncher

she flicked the bean like a true Axminster Warrior

Axminster Warrior by rug muncher January 14, 2008

Contract Adminstrator

A dedicated immoral unethical slime ball committed to fleecing the CONTRACTOR from fair and equaitable compensation. This creep is why lawyers have so much work.

Man! That Contract Adminstrator might very well be the devil!!

Contract Adminstrator by Contracting God December 15, 2012

Westminster Axminster 

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.

The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.

Westminster Axminster by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

Administer Sex 

A sexual act performed upon another person solely for the benefit of the recipient of the gratification.

“I did administer sex to him so he’d quit harping and leave me the hell alone!”

Administer Sex by Ornatus Horrificus November 26, 2010