Kingcobrakenny's definitions

aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.

The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.

by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.

The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.

by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017

domeless wonderboy

Basically it means someone who is inanely stupid , usually applied to the type of individual who is slow witted but unsuccessfully attempts to assume perceived intelligence and wit by making grossly inane,exagerated , and ludicrously inaccurate comments.

The hostile reaction of the press to people who choose not to observe national anthems reveals that far from being educational and informative they arevperceived as a bunch of domeless wonderboys.

by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017

Westminster Axminster

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.

The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.

by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

Bleat about the bush

Make degradory comments about a hirsuite female

I think he prefers shaved women as he will always "bleat about the bush"

by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

FKMA

A extension of the original KMA which i used many years ago, THIS abbreviation means FRENCH KISS MY ASS(or arse in proper English) i have claimed this as my creation so dont try hijacking it please. Its an altogether tongue in cheek(or between cheeks) intention.

The European Union has delivered its message in no uncertain terms to what it describes as devisive isolationist brexiteers, FKMA.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017