pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.
The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.
by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017
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aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 01, 2018
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Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.
The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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domeless wonderboy

Basically it means someone who is inanely stupid , usually applied to the type of individual who is slow witted but unsuccessfully attempts to assume perceived intelligence and wit by making grossly inane,exagerated , and ludicrously inaccurate comments.
The hostile reaction of the press to people who choose not to observe national anthems reveals that far from being educational and informative they arevperceived as a bunch of domeless wonderboys.
by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017
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FKMA

A extension of the original KMA which i used many years ago, THIS abbreviation means FRENCH KISS MY ASS(or arse in proper English) i have claimed this as my creation so dont try hijacking it please. Its an altogether tongue in cheek(or between cheeks) intention.
The European Union has delivered its message in no uncertain terms to what it describes as devisive isolationist brexiteers, FKMA.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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