There's a game called Abalone where marbles are pushed around a chinese-checker-like board. Getting "Abaloned" is when your marbles are knocked out of the game. That is, you get worked.

On a weekly basis, Rick isn't prepared for a beating so gets abaloned.

abalone by HagenG November 14, 2007

Related Words

abalone • Abaloned • Alabama Abalone Eye • Green Abalone • diving for abalone • abalon • Abalouev • Abelone • Aboloneing • Apaloneyah

Green Abalone

First exemplified by the original Green Abalone, The Green Abalone has now evolved into a concept, extending to all those who are true to themselves, and are not afraid to stand out from the crowd as a result.

Her Pikachu backpack says Pika in four different ways when pressed on the side. What a Green Abalone!

Green Abalone by Y. Yu February 25, 2008

diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

diving for abalone by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014

Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

Alabama Abalone Eye by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

Alabama Abalone Eye

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.

Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.

Alabama Abalone Eye by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

Aboloneing

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.

At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.

Aboloneing by unit71 June 12, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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