aasser 

aasser is the funniest guy you will meet. he is super sweet and caring he will never let you down! he is a shoulder to cry on and someone who will always be there to make you smile. he has a contagious smile and eyes that brighten everytime you see him. He is the bestie you wish you had

Aasser is so gay!

aasser by balalakdhueiwna February 14, 2022

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

Dumb-Assery by Grahame C. December 22, 2008

Assery 

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.

He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.

Assery by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010

Aasher

He's pretty and handsome

Person 1: Aasher?
Person 2: Yeah he's pretty
Person 3: Yeah he's handsome

Aasher by kingthe4th September 27, 2019