A nigga who blast when you are born and says he going to Walmart and he ain't ever come back he also gives his sons trash baseball genes and makes them ass at all sports

Oh shit where's Aarons Dad?

aarons dad by Yeet nigga July 1, 2017

Aaronbot

A robot known for it's awesomeness and sarcasm. This robot is also known for playing games and travelling the world in search of high scores.

"Wow, did you see that Aaronbot that just whizzed by?"
"Man, I wish I were more like Aaronbot"

Aaronbot by Dino123 January 21, 2013

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aaroncochran

The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.

I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!

aaroncochran by thebreeze April 5, 2008

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Aarons mum

A very large Troll who has an unfortunate case of missing teeth, therefore making her Gummy.
The spawn that retreats from her blue waffle is known as Choad.

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Aarons mum by iloveurbandictonary August 14, 2010

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aaronsexual

when a person has a sexual attractions towards a person named Aaron

Daniel: “I think I like Aaron.”
Simone: “Bro, are you aaronsexual?”

Bri: “I thought you were gay.”

aaronsexual by whoisviet October 4, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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