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A gay ass fuck boy who sucks lots of dick.
I really want an aaronso, he's really good at it.
aaronso by Waiyintam April 24, 2018
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danny aarons

a fat fifa youtuber who loves subway and his mum, mother aarons.
danny aarons doesn't know what a shower is
danny aarons by no_dad_hahaha May 28, 2022

aarons dad 

A nigga who blast when you are born and says he going to Walmart and he ain't ever come back he also gives his sons trash baseball genes and makes them ass at all sports
Oh shit where's Aarons Dad?
aarons dad by Yeet nigga July 1, 2017

Aaronbot 

A robot known for it's awesomeness and sarcasm. This robot is also known for playing games and travelling the world in search of high scores.
"Wow, did you see that Aaronbot that just whizzed by?"
"Man, I wish I were more like Aaronbot"
Aaronbot by Dino123 January 21, 2013

aaroncochran 

The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.
I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!
aaroncochran by thebreeze April 5, 2008

Aarons mum

A very large Troll who has an unfortunate case of missing teeth, therefore making her Gummy.
The spawn that retreats from her blue waffle is known as Choad.
Aarons mum
Aarons mum by iloveurbandictonary August 14, 2010

aaronsexual 

when a person has a sexual attractions towards a person named Aaron
Daniel: “I think I like Aaron.”
Simone: “Bro, are you aaronsexual?”

Bri: “I thought you were gay.”
aaronsexual by whoisviet October 4, 2020
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I hit a real purple patch.

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