a tony 

something someone says that's not funny at all but the person saying it think it's hilarious.

Bob: "it's funny how all the porn is asian!"

Joe: *whispers to himself* "that's a tony.."

a tony by Linden bluebass October 17, 2008

A-TONY 

The A-TONY is a public service group; this organisation protects the citizens of the United Kingdom, especially those around the Sheffield city area.

A-TONY stands for Anti-Terrorism Organisation Network Yorkshire.

"We are the A-TONY, and if you don’t comply with us on a satisfactory level, we'll fucking batter you"

A-TONY by Richard Belk July 9, 2006

A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom

Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

A Tony Hawk by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

A Tony Dexter 

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats

Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.

A Tony Dexter by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

A Tony Man 

A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.

"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"

"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."

A Tony Man by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024

pulling a tony 

Pulling a tony is when you would go in a public bathroom and beat your meat also you should have nothing to look at just your imagination

Bob: Hey man were you just pulling a tony in the bathroom
Rick:Ya man i could not help it

pulling a tony by Pulling a tony November 17, 2011

Pulled A Tony Montana 

When you're at your house, and some people come to fuck you up, and you fight back. During this time, most people shout "Say hello to my little friend!" And start shooting at their oppressors with an M16 assault rifle that has an under barrel grenade launcher attached to it. The normal result of this action is being shot repeatedly, and continuing to fall in a pool. At least you took some of those rat bastards with you.

Joe: I heard they called a hit out on Tony last week.

Paulie: Yea, they did. But I hear that he pulled a Tony Montana.

Joe: no shit?

Pulled A Tony Montana by Shaolin Masta January 31, 2009