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something someone says that's not funny at all but the person saying it think it's hilarious.
Bob: "it's funny how all the porn is asian!"

Joe: *whispers to himself* "that's a tony.."
a tony by Linden bluebass October 17, 2008

A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom
Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

A Tony Dexter 

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats
Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
A Tony Dexter by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

A Tony Man 

A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"

"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
A Tony Man by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024

pulling a tony 

Pulling a tony is when you would go in a public bathroom and beat your meat also you should have nothing to look at just your imagination
Bob: Hey man were you just pulling a tony in the bathroom
Rick:Ya man i could not help it
pulling a tony by Pulling a tony November 17, 2011

Pulled A Tony Montana 

When you're at your house, and some people come to fuck you up, and you fight back. During this time, most people shout "Say hello to my little friend!" And start shooting at their oppressors with an M16 assault rifle that has an under barrel grenade launcher attached to it. The normal result of this action is being shot repeatedly, and continuing to fall in a pool. At least you took some of those rat bastards with you.
Joe: I heard they called a hit out on Tony last week.

Paulie: Yea, they did. But I hear that he pulled a Tony Montana.

Joe: no shit?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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