a snake 

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant is a snake.

a snake by igottheknowledge October 29, 2017

a snake 

A two faced person who often talks shit behind ones back after being cool with them. One who tells secrets and or information (he/she may deny spilling the beans). Snakes be on that double agent shii.

I don't fuck with him he's a snake.

a snake by OG Real Shit July 26, 2014

a snake bit my asshole 

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

a snake bit my asshole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

A snake balloon 

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.

Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".

A snake balloon by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

lower than a snake's belly 

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

lower than a snake's belly by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006