a read
a read by inkless pen December 27, 2016
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a read
I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.
a read by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023
go read a book about india
Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
go read a book about india by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
Read a book
Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
Read a book by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012
read a movie
"Should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?"
"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
read a movie by scuryseapup February 19, 2009
read a book
1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
read a book by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007
to read a book
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
to read a book by Monkey! December 3, 2004
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