A Pog
What glizzys shove up their arse which they then get crushed and it is taken out and covered in semen.
A Pog by BinLaden911 December 20, 2020
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick
Exclamation of disbelief.
From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!
Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006
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Fuck me running with a pogo stick by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011
Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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