a pager 

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.

"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"

a pager by Pager January 18, 2006

Gold and a Pager 

Gold being a wadd of cash wrapped in a rubber band and a pager is simply a pager. Term mostly used by drug dealers.

Mickey has a little gold and a pager if u looking for some stickey.

Gold and a Pager by RIBatman April 16, 2009

Gold and a Pager 

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

Gold and a Pager by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

gold and a pager 

the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

gold and a pager by mattscott23 March 18, 2008

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

Talks like a man with a paper ass by fonspa November 1, 2010