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Gold and a Pager
Gold being a wadd of cash wrapped in a rubber band and a pager is simply a pager. Term mostly used by drug dealers.
Gold and a Pager by RIBatman April 16, 2009
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a pager • gold and a pager • Earn a page • Got a page missing • taking a page out of my book • Page-A-Vu • Doing A Nathan Page • As much use as a business page in the Guardian • The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program • the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
Gold and a Pager
An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.
Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.
Gold and a Pager by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009
gold and a pager
gold and a pager by mattscott23 March 18, 2008
short dog in a paper bag
short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021
you're talking like a man with a paper asshole
Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017
Talks like a man with a paper ass
Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
Talks like a man with a paper ass by fonspa November 1, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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