A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.
"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"
by Pager January 17, 2006
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A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.
I think you need a new battery for your pager.
by David March 06, 2004
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A sommamabitch drug addict (also known as a CRACK HEAD ) who steals shit from you and then, comes back and (knowingly) tries to sell you the shit he JUST STOLE FROM YOU!(So he can get money for more drugs.) Or goes and pawns any thing for money for drugs (right down to their kids christmas gifts).
You go out on that block you better make sure a pager doesn't see that gold necklace and sneak up on you.

Can you stop at the pawn shop and see if That ring is in there that your pager ass brother stole from me and pawned in last week?
by l260 March 16, 2004
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(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.
That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.
by max March 10, 2004
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When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.
1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."
by Mr Adventure June 25, 2015
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A term used to describe the state of mind of a new fireman when his station receives a call and he gets extremely excited and flustered.

In the case of some new firefighters, when the pager alerts the station for a call, they forget how to do everything. Firefighters who might know their job completely loose their mind when and are completely ineffective at anything.
When we got hit for that house fire, Joe's Pager Palsy kicked in bad man! I don't think he could have told you his own name he was so excited!
by Rescue15enginE January 10, 2010
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