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A “Monday”
A “Monday” by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024
Broke as a Monday night hooker
A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Having A Monday
Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.
Having A Monday by crackfuzz January 10, 2012
1pm on a Monday
1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
1pm on a Monday by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
Max on a Monday
Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.
I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.
Max on a Monday by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010
It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun
Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force
It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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