A Lowie

A divorced, middle aged, bald man, with children, who is so desperate not be alone he does anything to please his, usually older, also divorced girlfriends, who have children of their own, by using his savings and kids college fund to pay for their lifestyle and her kids expenses.

Hey girl, I hear you're looking to finally start dating you HAVE to get A Lowie. He'll literally do anything you say and pay for everything your hot ex refused to pay for; gifts, trips, spas, etc.... He'll be totally up your ass and pretty much agree to whatever you want to do. A MUST first guy to date after a bad marriage. Only downside is a possible restraining order to get him away from you if you break up. But a guy like that will most likely have priors so enforcement is not an issue. You'll thank me!

by ElenoreLow May 16, 2019

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Hang a Louie

To turn left. Used with Ralph and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Louie.

by Bike451 August 24, 2010

have a Lowe

When going out for socialising and having non alcoholic beverages.

I’m going to my neighbours house to have a Lowe

by User40097 March 9, 2018

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Pull a Louie

When one decides that they will take your money for nicotine or alcohol and never get you what you payed for

“I can’t wait to get a posh from him.”
“Oh actually someone told me he’s going to pull a Louie on you.”

by StudentOfAHighSchool October 10, 2019

Busted a Louie

To say you are down to go on a trip only to back out at the last possible moment while fucking over your friends.

Hey bro are you down for Vegas? "Yeah bro get the hotel I got you later." Two days before trip doesn't answer phone calls. Busted a Louie

by dvalera April 27, 2011