A jonesy

An incredibly stupid decision or somthing that makes no sense at all so bad it's like 1 + 1 = 33 when somthing is so rediculus you can't find a word to describe it It's a jonesy

Oh my wtf is he thinking he must be doing a jonesy

Is that the dumbest thing you have ever seen

Yes it's a jonesy for sure

My god that is so thick it's a jonesy

by We love bondy December 9, 2018

"Pulled a Jonesy"

Where one attracts someone else, but then finds them to be emotionally unstable.

"Mate, I "Pulled a Jonesy" last night. We were getting on great, then she just burst into tears!!"

by iamnotjonesy March 15, 2009

Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.

When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones

by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020

A-Jones

A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.

Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.

by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006

pull a jones

to do something of questionable legality in front of a disapproving friend.

Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?

by Hypetrack April 19, 2008

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015