A JON

A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.

That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON

by balla and smk September 27, 2007

A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh

Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!

by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019

A Jon Joke

A bad or inappropriate joke.

person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.

by Bob Googinbladder April 25, 2008

A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.

I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty

by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022

a jon Highbaugh

A. a pimpin ass pimp. who pimps til he can pimp no more. yeaaaa boi!

B. an obese panda

C my boyfriend

Damn, that cool cat is a jon highbaugh.

by Dannie2cool March 14, 2010

Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

by Vrohi November 9, 2014

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.

My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009