The state of being the coolest most dank person in the entire universe. To be one with yourself in a full dramatic experience of the human body. Chilling with the "hoes" to the state of premature internal combustion.
"Man you totally just pulled a Glenn Potts on that girl!"
Glenn has nothing going for him so needs to take advantage of everything he encounters in order to survive. Lacks empathy or any recognition of his actions
Uses sex (as a sub bottom) to score free lodging, food and drugs. Frequently known as a troll/ bridge troll/ cunt troll 'cos he'sfat, ugly and gets what he wants for nothing.
'Doing a Glenn' means a sad, desperate act without realising that you're a sad desperate cunt
Mate 1: Dya hear what Jimmy got up to last night?
Mate 2: hell yeah, he had his heels behind his head before the queued-up slammers could lube up
Mate 3: Bitch did a Glenn... got high for a fuck
girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40
Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."
This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).