B.J.

An extremely douchy guy who intializes his name to this lame attempt to appear cool. These creatures are found usually in small towns in central Texas who frequent meth houses expecting free meth . The worst thing these guys do is make their grandmother say B.J whenever she sees him . Shameful.

Hey is B.J. coming over for Christmas dinner ?
I hope not my children and Grandma Ellie will be here ... I can't bear to hear them say B.J.on our saviors birthday .

by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

Laura

The act of cheating on your numerous spouses and not caring about what happens next.

Hey what's up with Ryan ?
His wife cheated on him again.

On no not he got Laura ed

by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

Hepilepsy

A condition whete you have hepatitis and epilepsy.

Should we help that guy .. it looks like he is having a seizure ..there is alot a spit coming from his mouth .

Wait don't touch him ..he has hepilepsy

by Upyerkilt333 September 30, 2016

Pussification

When all our so called advances in technology make us weaker..

Hey I hope my emergency alerts don't go off on my way to work again . Last time that eminent danger alert sounded off . I panicked and didn't pay sttention to Google maps and I ended up in a unfamiliar part of town . I was so scared I locked my doors and texted in sick for weeks .I am in therapy now for PTSD.

OLD MAN SAYS : YUP SON YOU ARE PART OF Pussification of America. Good luck Nancy boy !

by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Prawn

A redhead but not the cool dark auburn red heads with hazel eyes but the pasty pale redheads with a pointed nose .One that always looks like she is smelling shit .This is where the "bitch redhead " comes from . She also can not tan and she will have pale white or light red eyelashes that look like prawn legs .Gross.

Hey I heard u were dating a redhead.I hope she's not a prawn cuz she'll be a world classbitch.

by Upyerkilt333 June 12, 2016

A Glenn

A Glenn is an amazingly hard worker . Who is creative ,thoughtful and will make any company succeed.

Hi I noticed we are really doing well this quarter.I wonder what changed?

Oh the boss hired A Glenn.

by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

cleburne face

Is a facial expression found only in Cleburne Texas. This look appears whenever the Cleburner hears or sees something she disproves of ... the look consists of : the extreme pulling downward of the eyebrows while squinting the eyes . There will be a massive line in the face between the eyebrows . THe head will be shaking back and forth while the awful sound of HUHHH ??? is emitted from the mouth ... it will end with saying "uh uh not in my America "

Hey Alan I think your mom is mad at me !!! I mentioned other religions besides Christianity .Look at they way she is looking at me !!!

Yes Tony she is mad at ya . she got Cleburne face.

Yup

by Upyerkilt333 April 21, 2020