Definitions by Upyerkilt333

Computer programmer 

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.

Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .

Computer programmer by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Pussification 

When all our so called advances in technology make us weaker..

Hey I hope my emergency alerts don't go off on my way to work again . Last time that eminent danger alert sounded off . I panicked and didn't pay sttention to Google maps and I ended up in a unfamiliar part of town . I was so scared I locked my doors and texted in sick for weeks .I am in therapy now for PTSD.

OLD MAN SAYS : YUP SON YOU ARE PART OF Pussification of America. Good luck Nancy boy !

Pussification by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Straight up hip hop 

A cool compliment that can be used in any situation.

My mum got me floor seats to the Harlem Globetrotters!!

Holy shit ... that's straight up hip hop.

Straight up hip hop by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

A Glenn 

A Glenn is an amazingly hard worker . Who is creative ,thoughtful and will make any company succeed.

Hi I noticed we are really doing well this quarter.I wonder what changed?

Oh the boss hired A Glenn.

A Glenn by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

Laura 

The act of cheating on your numerous spouses and not caring about what happens next.

Hey what's up with Ryan ?
His wife cheated on him again.

On no not he got Laura ed

Laura by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

B.J. 

An extremely douchy guy who intializes his name to this lame attempt to appear cool. These creatures are found usually in small towns in central Texas who frequent meth houses expecting free meth . The worst thing these guys do is make their grandmother say B.J whenever she sees him . Shameful.

Hey is B.J. coming over for Christmas dinner ?
I hope not my children and Grandma Ellie will be here ... I can't bear to hear them say B.J.on our saviors birthday .

B.J. by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

Griggs

To fix something well with what is lying around .

He used dental floss , a thumbtack , an old mad magazine from 1981 to fix that engine , is that safe .?
Yes he totally Griggsed it ....

Griggs by Upyerkilt333 October 16, 2021