A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.
by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020
When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
by ttung95 December 6, 2019
An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
by TigressLady February 4, 2010
A short monkey looking fellow who has a tendency to use steroids. Its believed that glen has a small penis and an erectile dis function as a result of the steroids
by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd August 26, 2022
glen is the definition of a two faced lying bitch he is and alcoholic only sucks dick gay and an ass hat the only thing he likes to do with girls are play around in bed and drink
by hobolady2 January 12, 2019
An Awesome guy with a huge schlong and knows how to tap that ass he is he definition of sexy and eats only pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner
by Steven Washington December 27, 2014