Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones
Oh no Bernard, here comes a cunt of Karens. They seem to be protesting about the non-existent wage gap. Quick, hide any essence of unfiltered enjoyment before they culture-cancel it!
A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
Existence is futile and the only certain fact in life is that you will die. Life is one grinding disappointment after the next until death.
Dave has been sacked from work, deep in depression has come to the conclusion that he was deluding himself before and not to expect anything from life as lifes a cunt then you die.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.