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A Cunt in a Chair 

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

A cunt of Karens

A group of Karens, usually ranging between 3 or more.
Oh no Bernard, here comes a cunt of Karens. They seem to be protesting about the non-existent wage gap. Quick, hide any essence of unfiltered enjoyment before they culture-cancel it!
A cunt of Karens by DunoDunkair January 1, 2021

a cunt's errand 

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.
Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

A cunt's picnic 

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

You Are a Cunt 

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
You Are a Cunt by Telephony August 22, 2014

lifes a cunt then you die

Existence is futile and the only certain fact in life is that you will die. Life is one grinding disappointment after the next until death.
Dave has been sacked from work, deep in depression has come to the conclusion that he was deluding himself before and not to expect anything from life as lifes a cunt then you die.