a Carson 

to do a really bad mistake during a big game of sport which concedes a goal or major points

"Dude i did a Carson yesterday during the match i dropped the ball when that guy had a shot and it went in the goal so my team lost 1-0!"

a Carson by Chris Myles December 24, 2007

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

A Carson that is a kisser by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

Pulling a Carson 

When you have a boner and don’t realize it.

Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

Caleb: Oh yeah he was totally Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson by NeonPigeon December 4, 2018

Pulling a Carson 

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Carson 

Leaving an event to go poop.

“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”

Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Pulling A Carson 

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

Pulling A Carson by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

few beers short of a carton by markuz July 11, 2005