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a Carson 

to do a really bad mistake during a big game of sport which concedes a goal or major points
"Dude i did a Carson yesterday during the match i dropped the ball when that guy had a shot and it went in the goal so my team lost 1-0!"
a Carson by Chris Myles December 24, 2007
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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
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Pulling a Carson 

When you have a boner and don’t realize it.
Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

Caleb: Oh yeah he was totally Pulling a Carson
Pulling a Carson by NeonPigeon December 4, 2018

Pulling a Carson 

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Carson 

Leaving an event to go poop.
“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Pulling A Carson 

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.
Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”
Pulling A Carson by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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