Riding a river of game on a boat of swag

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when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex

Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.

Riding a river of game on a boat of swag by Rye324 April 28, 2011

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Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

Scrote in a Boat by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

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Smoking a boat

A Boat is another term for PCP. PCP is some nasty shit. Don't take it. ever.

Guy: Hey man, wanna smoke a boat?

Me: Nah man, I'm all weed, I don't do hard shit like you

Guy: Come on man, you'd love smoking a boat...

Me: Fuck off crack head.

Smoking a boat by FlaTLiN3D September 2, 2009

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smoke a boat

The act of smoking meth or another item in tin foil. Often referred to as a boat because of the canoe shape the foil makes when folded.

High tweaking blazing smoking boatsmoke a boat Tooter crizzi

smoke a boat by lilmikey March 10, 2014

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Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

Straight boating on a boat by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

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The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

The First Indian To See A Boat by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

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shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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