a batman 

To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass

Dude I pulled a batman with my chick turns out she likes anal

a batman by Chico96 December 18, 2014

A Batman 

2 grams of marijuana

Just picked up a Batman from Johnny down the block

A Batman by CJXR May 6, 2020

A Batman’s Wife 

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

A Batman’s Wife by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

wank in a batman suit 

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

wank in a batman suit by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

Pulling a Batman 

When one makes plans, intricate or otherwise, but then falls out of communication until well after they can be salvaged, often by losing a cell phone.

"Man, we were all set tonight to go to the club and shit and then she goes off and pulling a Batman."

"I cleaned my house and my car and everything and then she straight up pulled a Batman on me dawg."

Pulling a Batman by IzzyPOP February 19, 2012

Hanging a Batman 

To walk around with ones penis hanging out. Usually alcohol is involved.

Woohoo I'm Hanging a Batman.

Hanging a Batman by jonboy167 May 22, 2011

Pull a Batman 

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.

1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."

Pull a Batman by SteelNick November 28, 2015