A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024

Pulled a Tim

To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk

Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!

by K-quick November 21, 2010

Pull a Tim Martin

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.

"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."

by Breadyegg April 5, 2020

pull a Tim

To borrow a book (generally a textbook) immediately prior to disappearing for a long period of time. This often causes stress and concern for the original owner of the book, as he is unable to complete his assignment on time.

Steve: "Hey, can I work with you on the Space Sciences work tonight?"
Face: "Sorry, but I don't have my book any more. TJ decided to pull a Tim before disappearing off to the West Coast all week."

by Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck February 28, 2007

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

Don't be a Tim

The act of butting in, being nosey or walking into other peoples conversations. Walking into important meetings with out being invited and then talking crap.

Dude get out of my doorway and don't be a Tim.

by always angry midget September 30, 2011