A Tim 

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

A Tim by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

A Tim

Over using chat gpt, or Ai for conversations.

It feels like im talking directly to chat gpt whwn I message them. They are such a Tim.

A Tim by Aprivateye April 28, 2026

A Tim Lester 

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

A Tim Lester by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024

Pulled a Tim

To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk

Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!

Pulled a Tim by K-quick November 21, 2010

Pull a Tim Martin 

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.

"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."

Pull a Tim Martin by Breadyegg April 5, 2020

pull a Tim 

To borrow a book (generally a textbook) immediately prior to disappearing for a long period of time. This often causes stress and concern for the original owner of the book, as he is unable to complete his assignment on time.

Steve: "Hey, can I work with you on the Space Sciences work tonight?"
Face: "Sorry, but I don't have my book any more. TJ decided to pull a Tim before disappearing off to the West Coast all week."

pull a Tim by Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck February 28, 2007

Pulling a Tim Tebow 

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

Pulling a Tim Tebow by Nick Pace February 23, 2010