A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".
"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"
"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"
my assssss stanky WHY IT MATTER TO ME ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).