Assstick

(n.) A biological or nutured anal predicament. Inflames when instigated by untimeliness, uncleanliness, dispropriety, etc. usually on the part of others rather than onesself. Derivation - from having a stick up one's ass.

Yo. Wassup with your asstick, I was only 15 minutes late. Or, chill out, dude, your assstick is showing. Or, my friend is such a pain in the ass. He's cool and all, but sometimes I wish I could just reach over and remove that assstick.

by hj4h June 24, 2005

ass stick

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.

"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"

by alisoncatie March 5, 2009

Assstickectomy

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.

Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.

by 69t June 22, 2009

ass stick

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away

my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day

by asspro67 October 4, 2005

asstickles

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole

Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!

by M-Urgency July 24, 2021