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Assstick 

(n.) A biological or nutured anal predicament. Inflames when instigated by untimeliness, uncleanliness, dispropriety, etc. usually on the part of others rather than onesself. Derivation - from having a stick up one's ass.
Yo. Wassup with your asstick, I was only 15 minutes late. Or, chill out, dude, your assstick is showing. Or, my friend is such a pain in the ass. He's cool and all, but sometimes I wish I could just reach over and remove that assstick.
Assstick by hj4h June 24, 2005
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ass stick 

a stick stuck up an annoying person's ass.
"I hate that kid Eric. He's an ass stick!"
ass stick by alisoncatie March 5, 2009
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Assstickectomy 

The surgical procedure of getting the big stick removed from someones ass either forcibly or voluntarily. The result should be to return humor and fun to said person with the affliction.
Bill needs an assstickectomy, he just bitches and moans too much.
Assstickectomy by 69t June 22, 2009

ass stick 

a magical stick that can point to a hot girls as 100km away
my ass stick showed me 100 ass's in 1 day
ass stick by asspro67 October 4, 2005

asstickles 

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole
Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!
asstickles by M-Urgency July 24, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026