A Rowland

Rowing on land or being so terrible at something for example your job, video games, driving. This could also be used as a term to use when you don't want to use someone's real name since they are not deserving of it.

My friend's a Rowland. He thinks he is a hero but really he is pathetic

by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

Pulling a Rolando

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.

Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?

by The other Karen February 22, 2020

Pulling a Rolando

Although consistent, you suck at what you do. You have made several decisions that have lead to your demise. You are in the hole so bad there is no coming back. The more you try, the worse it gets.

Every time Ben Stiller tried to impress Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents he just ended up pulling a Rolando

by Rex Education November 9, 2011