a poon
a poon by kyle thomas October 14, 2006
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Peak-A-Poon
Guy 1: "This girl was totally playing a game of Peak-A-Poon with a guy at the bar last night!"
Guy 2: "Who won?"
Guy 1: "It definitely wasn't the next person to sit on that bar stool"
Guy 2: "Who won?"
Guy 1: "It definitely wasn't the next person to sit on that bar stool"
Peak-A-Poon by Param3dic August 11, 2011
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a poon • Peak-A-Poon • A Lewis Poon • Poonapalooza • Poonarang • a la carte poontang • Poonin' For A Ride • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I.
POON-A-PALOOZA
Scott: Damn, this poon-drought sucks. I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
Matt: Tell me about it, this calls for a POON-A-PALOOZA!!!!!
POON-A-PALOOZA by Matt and Scott October 1, 2007
A Lewis Poon
A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
A Lewis Poon by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
a la carte poontang
a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010
Poonin' For A Ride
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Poonin' For A Ride by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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