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thick as a plank 

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Flat as a plank 

When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

snap a plank 

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.
snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023

sitting on a plank 

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
sitting on a plank by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Rank-A-Pank 

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.
Rank-A-Pank by ALAMMA September 27, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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