A Monday 

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

A Monday by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021

A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

A “Monday” by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Having A Monday 

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

Having A Monday by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

1pm on a Monday 

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.

A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.

1pm on a Monday by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019

Max on a Monday 

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

Max on a Monday by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun 

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012