a milk 

Someone who milks a joke . If the banter is coming to an end and someone tries to ignite it again with a poor joke they are officially a milk

Brian stop being a milk

a milk by Ronsludgagte July 4, 2017

end up on a milk carton 

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

end up on a milk carton by soapmaker June 10, 2009

Son of a milk 

When you accidently curse and then replace it with milk.

Friend: Son of a bitc- oh I mean son of a milk, sorry.

Son of a milk by poode December 19, 2016

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

save a cow milk a milkman 

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

save a cow milk a milkman by bluea May 7, 2024

ya mum in a milk bar 

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

ya mum in a milk bar by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

milk a cock 

Suck a cock dry. A fantastic blow job.

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.

milk a cock by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017