A Heather 

a girl that everyone wants to be/look like/act like. “a heather” is said most commonly in conan gray’s song “Heather” which describes someone basically being jealous of a girl named heather.

maddie is such a heather, she is so pretty and fashionable and funny.

A Heather by harrystylin0 August 15, 2020

pulled a heather 

when your not a blond chick, and you pull a blond moment.

1.) oops i pulled a heather!!!!
2.) you sooo pulled a heather, dood!!!!

pulled a heather by Anti-dote July 6, 2007

Being a Heather 

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

Being a Heather by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

Being a Heather 

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.

That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.

Being a Heather by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025

Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow. 

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.

Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."

Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow. by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010

On a heater 

An extreme hot streak in a poker game or casino game. To become very hot in some form of gambling, profit, or accomplishment. To be at the top of your game.

I was down to my last 20 dollars in the slot machine and then I went on a heater. I was on a heater last night at the craps table, I made a lot of money!

On a heater by jdubbbb247 March 8, 2010

Drop a heater

pinch a loaf, take a dump, poop

"Let me go, I gotta go drop a heater."

Drop a heater by Kerry August 14, 2003