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A Harris 

Abnormally huge/massive thumbs. Which can be percieved/mistaken as toes. People with "A Harris" may find it hard to text.
Wow! Is that A Harris? You could get that stuck somewhere.

My word! look at that Harris you could widen some holes with that bad boy.
Watch out people, we got A Harris coming through!
A Harris by Jaaxxx December 6, 2010

Pulled a Willie Harris 

Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.
"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."
Pulled a Willie Harris by Cwags23 February 27, 2009

Ur friend Harris a terrorist 

Even worst than ur niece is obese or ur granny tranny
Fred:Ur friend harris a terrorist
God:DIES

pulling a jake harris 

where he posts all over his social media accounts that he wants him to be taken somewhere specific and abbreviating that E.G:"anyone got space for whanga" usually someone will accept but wont tell him that he's actually got no space left till he's ready to go

Pulling a jake harris 

Someone that seeks attention and tries to get with every girl in his dms and fakes being sad for attention

rolf harris eating a banana 

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'